four loko: lemon lime (24oz)

october 10th

this is probably the stickiest i've ever gotten from a shotgun, four loko all over my frontside. shortly after this i asked a lady if i could use some of her water to clean the "soda" off of my glasses and she totally shot me down. my timing was pretty sweet too...as soon as i open the can a whole family, stroller and all, makes its way over to my corner.

four loko: watermelon (23.5oz)

august 14th

i will admit that this didn't work out as awesome as i had hoped, don't get me wrong it was a blast, but shotgunning while smashing a car with a pickaxe is kind of difficult.

four loko: cranberry lemonade (23.5oz)

june 27th

had an awesome day at the river. didn't build a boat myself but got to party on some and destroy some. shotgunning loko always seems to make me tired though.

four loko: lemonade flavor (23.5oz)

april 4th

in an attempt to wind down from the events of the weekend i decided to shotgun some loko. i think this is my new favorite flavor, i think it will be consumed in excess by a lot of people all summer long. i also think that four should sponsor richmond's weekly wiffle ball games, you hear me four?

four loko: orange blend (23.5oz)

march 28th

i think i had no choice but to sit down after that, it kinda hit me quick and it took some time to settle with the beer that was already in my belly.

four loko: fruit punch flavor (23.5oz)

february 14th

a friend of mine once told me that four loko was a bad thing but if you drink a bottle of night train right after then there is a good chance you won't remember whether it was or not.
i hope everyone had a sweet valentines day.

four loko: blue raspberry flavor (23.5oz)

january 3rd

i was planning on doing this yesterday but i wasn't quite feeling it then so when i woke up today ready to party i was sure it was a loko day. very sweet smell as soon as it was punctured. it seemed like an eternity as it poured over my tongue but it was delicious and my nipples were hard within minutes!


even mallory loves four loko!