Friday, April 30, 2010

schlitz (12oz)

april 30th

i got to shotgun a beer live on bomb raidio. it was pretty sweet. i assure you i finished the beer but i tried my best to make sure there was not a single drop left in the can before i put it down because there were lots of records and electronics that i didn't want to see harmed in the slightest.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

hamm's golden draft (12oz)

april 29th

finished the hamm's in 5 seconds which i think is pretty good for sitting down. i love the train whistle in the backround. i can pretty much hear them all the time from my room. ahhh, what a wonderful city.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

hite (12oz)

april 28th

so i got interviewd by The ## and decided to shotgun my beer today in front of my ever growing wall of empty cans. if my math is correct, which it is about 95% of the time (or for you math nerds, 3/8ths of the time) it will take 16 shelves to house the entire project. i'm happily installing shelf 5 tomorrow.

Photo by David Kenedy

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

tilt: red (16oz)

april 27th

anheuser busch has stepped up their game with this one. tilt has doubled it's alcohol content and even though it is still lacking the caffeine and the ginseng and the taurine and the phenylcyclohexylpiperidine at least now they have the tribal can art going on.

Monday, April 26, 2010

piels (16oz)

april 26th

originally brewed less than two miles from my old house in brooklyn. the plant was shut down a good 9 years before i was born of course but still, kinda cool to know. next time i'm back in brooklyn i wanna go scope out the spot where it used to be.

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Sunday, April 25, 2010

leinenkugel (12oz)

april 25th

my belly was full of pizza but there was still space to shotgun a beer in the game room at cici's. i've got a 24 pack of leinenkugel when i was on tour and had been slowly adding them to my daily beer diet because i like them and didn't want to run out...but now they are all gone.
they have 3 more varieties in cans so if anyone can track them down i'd be happy to receive them.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

corona light (24oz)

april 24th

this was the first time i'd ever had corona light...i don't really get it, isn't 'corona' light already? i should have planned better and actually had a lime on hand. oh well maybe next time.

Friday, April 23, 2010

genny light (12oz)

it seems the footage of this shotgun is mia...i'm trying to figure something out.

april 23rd

Thursday, April 22, 2010

milwaukee classic ice (24oz)

april 22

thank you wisconsin for never letting me either have beer that tastes wonderful or gets you drunk fast, or both. having just started an llc has made me notice stuff on labels and i am pschyed to say that classic ice is brought to us by drink beer llc!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

coqui 900 (16oz)

april 21st

this stuff is on the cheap end for sure but it's got that sweet malt liquor taste that can't be beat. and it's like 900% alcohol or something.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

drank (16oz)

april 20th

what better way to slow my roll on a chill day. this puker didn't work out how i'd hoped but i went home and watched joe dirt so it was all good.

Monday, April 19, 2010

dunkel lager (12oz)

april 19th

some would say that it's a little gross that i splashed the remainder of my beer into the freshly made dinner before me and i might have to agree, i don't know what i was thinking there. so not classy. the food came out wonderfully though and the dunkel lager made a good pool for it.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

joose: watermelon (23.5oz)

april 18th

not the easiest way to shotgun a joose but a very enjoyable and extreme way. the watermelon flavored energy drinks are starting to grow on me...maybe the changing weather makes them that much more refreshing.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

lacrosse lager (12oz)

april 17th

an inexpensive yet somewhat tasty beer to shotgun in the alley before heading home is all ask for sometimes.

earlier in the day i went to the release of this: (there were lots of weenies and head stomping)

Friday, April 16, 2010

milwaukee's best ice (16oz)

april 16th

party on! i like when things work out. and i love when the cops show up and people run away.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

mountain creek classic lager (12oz)

april 15th

it's really cheap and might be able to be used as a substitute for water. i definitely picked the right beverage for a springtime evening swing session.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

keystone ice (24oz)

april 14th

hell yeah, wonderful spray on the mirror, excellent camera work, weedeater....what else could i ask for?

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

becks (16oz)

april 13th

a long and burpy video. not the most eventful but a nice finish to a very relaxing day.

Monday, April 12, 2010

atlantic amber (12oz)

april 12th

this stuff is delicious! it's made in connecticut by new england brewing co. and doesn't seem to get any distribution in ny but somehow i picked up the atlantic amber and elm city lager at dual specialty store on 1st ave and 6th (below the indian restaurants) just before biking to the chinatown bus to come home. i kinda got lucky because i had never seen this stuff and there was only one dusty can of atlantic amber and a warm 6-pack of elm city lager. if anyone can find me a 6-pack of sea hag ipa i'll give them a back rub.
if you are into mad libs you should do the 'tales from the tap' that they have on their website

coors (24oz)

april 12th

i couldn't find the right time to do this, i wanted to it at a baptism in new jersey but it didn't work out, then at the reception where people were drinking beers anyways but again it didn't work out, then around a fire with tylers family but i just straight chickened out of that for some reason. it finally happened just before bed and at that point it had been carried around all day and was so warm and foamy that i thought i wasn't gonna keep it down. when i laid down in bed i could feel foam crawling up my throat so i had to sit back up for ten minutes letting it all settle before i could finally turn on my side and get my cuddles on.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

heineken (12oz)

april 10th

100 days! you would think i would have had a giant shotgun party or something to celebrate but i have been playing life by ear lately and i happened to be in ny on day 100. and anyways 100 is no big deal, i could shotgun a hundred beers in a weekend. thanks to spencer to shotgunning with me in the back yard of abc no rio (after, not during the hc/punk matinee of course)

Friday, April 9, 2010

hudy delight (12oz)

april 9th

being that i lived in brooklyn for 7 years and now live in richmond, i had never seen hudy delight or rather maybe i had seen and consumed it in my travels but it never stuck out in my memory. i'm glad this made it back with me and would be forever grateful if someone could find and send me a can of 14-K

Thursday, April 8, 2010

simpler times pilsner (12oz)

april 8th

pretty sure this stuff is contract brewed for trader joes, so i guess thanks trader joes for making two more days of my 365 day goal possible. and thanks to leo for filming me up in the tree. it was definitely a simpler times sort of day that ended with grilling some shit up on the front porch while the rain came down around us.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

special export (12oz)

april 7th

who leaves a beer just sitting on the shelf at salvation army? i'm pretty sure even if someone stumbled upon me shotgunning that special export they wouldn't care or even realize what the fuck was going on.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

yuengling lager (16oz)

april 6th

sometimes there are days when it's just got to be done. i wish i had it in me to be more exciting.

Monday, April 5, 2010

clear creek ice (12oz)

april 5th

this stuff is awesome and the can is really pretty. it says all over it which is corny but ok by me except for the fact that the website is actually stupid canadians, you lose all your points eh!

Sunday, April 4, 2010

four loko: lemonade flavor (23.5oz)

april 4th

in an attempt to wind down from the events of the weekend i decided to shotgun some loko. i think this is my new favorite flavor, i think it will be consumed in excess by a lot of people all summer long. i also think that four should sponsor richmond's weekly wiffle ball games, you hear me four?

Saturday, April 3, 2010

schlitz very smooth lager (12oz)

april 3rd

first thing me and mike did when we got to belle isle was shotgun some gold bull. it was a killer day that ended in a hot tub and a free hotel room. thanks to mike for guest gunning and thanks to the cutthroats for making slaughterama possible!

should have figured this can wouldn't make it through the day uncrushed.

Friday, April 2, 2010

amp (12oz)

april 2nd

this one goes out to all the straight edge kids and recovering alcoholics. this worked out because it was part of the scavenger hunt that day and i hadn't shotgunned anything on camera so i figured why not just make this it! no regrets!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

natural light (12oz)

april 1st

slaughterama has begun and i'm sticking to 24oz and above for the rest of the weekend. thanks to bert no shirt for shotgunning beer like a fucking champ! i like his can crushing while drinking technique