Wednesday, June 30, 2010

shandy bass (12oz)

june 30th

ok...this does have beer in it but it is a minimal amount. i think i've earned a relaxing shotgun like this. 6 more months to go and there are some scary ones in the mix.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

abbot ale (16.9oz)

june 29th

remember to shotgun beer before you brush your teeth...if you do it the other way around it tastes horrible. a yummy ale to end the night.

Monday, June 28, 2010

jack daniel's: black jack cola (16oz)

june 28th

so these jack daniel's mix drinks in a can have to be fresh out of the fridge or they get too foamy and are hard to handle. as cold as possible is the way to go with these guys.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

four loko: cranberry lemonade (23.5oz)

june 27th

had an awesome day at the river. didn't build a boat myself but got to party on some and destroy some. shotgunning loko always seems to make me tired though.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

budweiser & clamato (24oz)

june 26th

i'm a fan of this beverage but shotgunning didn't sit well with me. with some practice i think it will end up being a good brunch shotgun in the future. maybe pour some vodka in the top once it's opened.

Friday, June 25, 2010

grand 95 (16oz)

june 25th

i remember this stuff as grand 9.5 but the can i shotgunned is straight up grand 95. this stuff used to be $0.99 and was good for getting drunk quick and cheap. i can't remember how much i payed for it this time around but i feel like it was more and was marketed as something fancy, don't get me wrong, it is great but it's not really worth more than $1.25. it did cause a nice full burp that almost turned to foam puke. the slip and slide was a bust and the party smelled like exhaust...ride a bike, like with your legs moving and stuff.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

mike's harder lemonade (16oz)

june 24th

horray! ryan and spazzy successfully got back from their bike trip to florida. i even got gifts like a wild berry slinger and a mickey's ice 16oz. both of those will probably be gone in the next couple weeks though.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

four maxed: grape (16oz)

june 23rd

got to hang out with a friend i hadn't seen in years and it was pretty sweet. thanks for coming back to town ron! i hope you enjoyed that 10% stuff in the hot sun in the hot river. it was good to see you.

Monday, June 21, 2010

old german (12oz)

june 22nd

so i made a bad joke, what else is new. uneventful day more or less. the old german tasted the same as when i drank it at a normal pace...not very old and not very german.

bud light lime (24oz)

june 21st

my first time having bud light lime and i'd say that shotgunning it is the way to go because you only have to taste it at the end. not my summer drink of choice by far. i'd rather add my own lime to beer or get some twang!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

country club (12oz)

june 20th

i actually cropped this one a little bit so you couldn't see my donger. it was a wonderful night at the river and i owe part of it to that country club.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

molson ice (24oz)

june 19th

what do you know about soulja boy...get up out my face you doodoo head dummy.

Friday, June 18, 2010

joose: lemon tea (24oz)

june 18th

if you think running and shotgunning a joose would be a bad idea, i would have to say that you are correct. however it went by really quick, somehow running mostly took my mind off the taste which i'm pretty sure was not reminiscent of lemon tea, but that's ok because most of these alcoholic energy drinks are not on point when it comes to tasting like their name.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

saranac pale ale (16oz)

june 17th

happy belated birthday to pete! i didn't make it to the party before midnight so we ended up shotgunning closer to 3am which is why we were all pretty faded.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

bud light (16oz)

june 16th

the video for this one is on a camera in athens, ga. working on getting what little badly lit footage there is. for now you can watch hot new mexicans and shitty darkness.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

schlitz (16oz)

june 15th

the video says it all this time...trouble remembering the date, complaining about the size of a "tallboy" and basically drinking too much before getting to my daily shotgun.

Monday, June 14, 2010

london pride (16oz)

june 14th

had to meet the new neighbors sometime...i totally thought the house behind ours was empty so i figured it's stucco walls would make a good shotgun backdrop. right after i cracked it i heard "excuse me, yeah that's my house" and looked over while continuing to drink and lo and behold my neighbor was giving me a very weird confused look. this has easily become one of my favorite shotguns!

Sunday, June 13, 2010

michelob ultra (24oz)

june 13th

i figured that michelob ultra would basically be like water but the warmness of it made it turn into foam real quick. i'm really not learning my lesson about summer shotguns and when to take them out of the fridge. take them out to soon and it hurts, leave them out for too long and it's all a warm foamy mess. i wish bill nye were here with me right now.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

phoenix pale ale (12oz)

june 12th

when i say nipple height i mean it...we were both soaked and somehow were dressed exactly the same, which probably took some of the attention away from the fact that we didn't have real bracelets. the beer festival was pretty sweet and we spent a good two hours drinking as much as favorite was the "up the creek extreme ipa" which clocked in at an awesome 12.5%. having already been tipsy, drinking three of these put me over the edge. when we got back towards home i grabbed the phoenix pale ale which had been sitting in my was horrible, but only because it was so warm. i've had it before when chilled properly and it is awesome so please get it to a reasonable temperature if you are gonna shotgun it.

Friday, June 11, 2010

oranjeboom (16oz)

june 11th

this is one of those videos where i am drunk enough that i cannot get the date fact i way off on this one.
all the way from holland...unfortunately brought to us by anheuser-busch though. not a bad pilsner however is anyone can find the extra strong (8.5%) or super strong (12.0%) versions in a can please let me know.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

jaguar ice (16oz)

june 10th

me and mickey (the kitty you see in the video) practiced this shotgun all day. she got her timing down pretty good, she's like an icy jaguar or something. thanks melanie brewing co. for continuing to impress me.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

budweiser (16oz)

june 9th

sometimes when you are really busy and you just shotgun to get it out of the way, it's not very entertaining for other people. but it gives them more time to look at internet porn so it all works out in the end.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

snapperhead ipa (12oz)

june 8th

it's been a little while since i've seen beavis and butthead so this is from memory...not that it takes much memory at all. snapperhead is great but it's not a good shotgun beer, chill it properly and consume at a relaxed pace for best flavor.

we all need tp for our's the common bond that brings us together. except hippies i guess.

Monday, June 7, 2010

henninger (16oz)

june 7th

a yummy crisp and grainy lager. it hit the spot on a day that probably reached close to the hundreds. thanks know your shit.

sweet looking tower!

Sunday, June 6, 2010

busch ice (12oz)

june 6th

this is what happens when people are still up and wasted at 7am. in fact i finally lost a can and i blame only myself (or maybe someone who cleaned up and didn't realize that can was special to me) but luckily the video footage made it in one piece. thanks to chad and blair and britt and everyone else who was awake at the time. goodmorning!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

pbr (16oz)

june 5th

this one goes out to reagan...or rather the pbr that makes its way through my body and out the other end goes out to wide you rotting motherfucker!

i have to admit i am a little jealous though...i hope wayne gretzky comes to my funeral!

Friday, June 4, 2010

stroh's (12oz)

june 4th

ok, so this is my project and even though i didn't invent the whole "i do what i want" thing...i do adhere to it. with that is me shotgunning a stroh's which i have already done, but this one is special because sonia challenged me to a race, and it seemed like a wonderful idea even though i figured i would lose. thanks to sonia for trying to whip my ass at shotgunning.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

blatz (12oz)

june 3rd

i brought three cans of blatz down to chattanooga to shotgun with liz and tucker and things basically went as planned. thanks to everyone who organized the do ya hear we? fest and made it a wonderful time in chattanooga as usual!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

schlitz red bull (24oz)

june 2nd

this one almost made me puke...i just tried to do it gulp by gulp instead of just opening my throat and letting it flow. it happens, we've all been there. i think this just makes me xtra drunk when i consume it no matter what rate it's at.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

iron city (12oz)

june 1st

horray its finally june! a sunny bike ride out to hadad's lake and an opportunity to attempt a shotgun while on the rope swing. i don't think i have the upper arm strength to get this one down though. there are probably some buff straight edge kids out there that can do it but pee doesn't come in a can does it?
thanks to leesy for attempting this idea with me...we'll figure it out before the year is over girl.