michelob ultra lime cactus (12oz)

december 5th

there is no doubt in my mind that this video got recorded over.
i want to interview all those who there and shotgunned one with me as some sort of proof. until then...here is the can:

karpackie mocne (16oz)

november 30th

i'm tryna take this shit global. my goal now is to shotgun a can of everything that exists in this day and age (and some old expired stuff if ya got it)
tell your friends overseas to check out the wonderful world of frankie twoholes

point nude beach (12oz)

november 24th

it was so good to go back to long island and see friends! i had found a 12pack of nude beach at eagle provisions in brooklyn on my way out, so we decided to crack it and next thing we knew, there were only three left so we decided to shotgun them. a big thanks to chris and alyssa for being awesome, i wish them a long happy life together and am looking forward to being friends with them forever. chris' can bit his lip...always a risk when shotgunning, look out!

miller lite (16oz)

november 5th

my first attempt at an aluminum bottle. i now know that it would help to crack the top first and then screw it back on tight to avoid having to awkwardly crack the cap while holding the can to my mouth, it's just not the same as popping the tab. thanks to unfun for shotgunning with me! as soon as the first can was cracked a cop car slowly pulled by, but when it was out of sight we got our gun on and i think that single shotgun put everyone in a killer mood and kept us in party mode all night long.



unfun just put out a new album called "sick outside view" you should check it out!

dale's pale ale (12oz)

september 15th

well...were you there? this one goes out to dale earnhardt. it also goes out to leanna and brittney who brought it up for me and had the idea to sing and shotgun for car #3!

ballatine ale (12oz)

september 12th

goodbye boneyard...it was a good 8 years. a porch collapse was the perfect way to end it all. does this mean i don't get my security deposit back?

joose: green apple (23.5oz)

september 1st

gary was on wind in the pines so we kicked it on the porch and shotgunned one of leo's favorite beverages. i only tasted it at the very end but then tasted it for at least 20 minutes after that.

sparks: black (16oz)

august 30th

it took me a awhile standing around in 7-11 to try and figure out what i hadn't shotgunned and thanks to mikey, who was kind enough to check from his computer hundreds of miles from where i was, i found out that i have done neither black (plus) or orange (original) sparks at all.

lionshead (16oz)

august 28th

there was a race put on by the cutthroats bicycle club that i couldn't make it to but the finish line was basically behind my house so i went to check it out and thanks to stu i got a new can to make it one day closer to my goal. stu is headed to the cycle messenger world championships so wish him luck!




(i think you can actually see my current home at 6:40)

red oval classic lager (12oz)

july 24th

it's not a bad beer. i heard they have it at trader joes. not much else to say about it. but of course, thank you kyler for the trade because even though red oval doesn't stand out...it had to be done. here's to dude's night.

joose: raspberry lemonade (23.5oz)

july 19th

so i should have gone all out and had a party for this one because it was day 200 but i didn't even realize it until the next day. either way it was a good night and i am not ashamed to say that the raspberry lemonade could help turn me into a girl drink drunk.

special export (24oz)

july 12th

i wish we had been set up and ready to shows at the house already so witches could have played there but the new space on northside works too! thanks to everyone who downed a quick beer before the last song. this special export reminds me of the one i shotgunned earlier in the year except bigger.

olde english 800 (12oz)

july 1st

easily the longest video i've done so far, thanks to all the people who joined the shotgun chain to celebrate 6 months of keepin' it real. i chose an olde english 800 because the new house is located at 800 N. 22nd St. i was already drunk so i crushed my can as soon as it was empty, but these things happen. 6 months to go, wish me luck!

mike's harder lemonade (16oz)

june 24th

horray! ryan and spazzy successfully got back from their bike trip to florida. i even got gifts like a wild berry slinger and a mickey's ice 16oz. both of those will probably be gone in the next couple weeks though.

saranac pale ale (16oz)

june 17th

happy belated birthday to pete! i didn't make it to the party before midnight so we ended up shotgunning closer to 3am which is why we were all pretty faded.

busch ice (12oz)

june 6th

this is what happens when people are still up and wasted at 7am. in fact i finally lost a can and i blame only myself (or maybe someone who cleaned up and didn't realize that can was special to me) but luckily the video footage made it in one piece. thanks to chad and blair and britt and everyone else who was awake at the time. goodmorning!

pbr (16oz)

june 5th

this one goes out to reagan...or rather the pbr that makes its way through my body and out the other end goes out to reagan...open wide you rotting motherfucker!





i have to admit i am a little jealous though...i hope wayne gretzky comes to my funeral!

blatz (12oz)

june 3rd

i brought three cans of blatz down to chattanooga to shotgun with liz and tucker and things basically went as planned. thanks to everyone who organized the do ya hear we? fest and made it a wonderful time in chattanooga as usual!

jack daniel's downhome punch (16oz)

may 18th

i love to party with people that love to party.
congratulations!
congratulations!
happy new year!
happy birthday!
baby shower!
this one goes out to vanessa and ross who are biking from san diego to new york and shotgunned with us while they were here in richmond
this downhome punch wasn't something i would drink on the regular but it was a decent shotgun experience. i'd prefer it more if it was more like alcoholic hawaiian punch.

tilt: orange (16oz)

may 17th

this stuff has been disappearing from all the stores around here and i'm convinced that the new red tilt is replacing it. i am actually totally ok with this though because tilt sucks and the only reason it should keep on keepin' on is if it can consistently double in alcohol content. thanks to david, carlton and damien for groupgunning this 6.6% orange soda on the porch with me!