michelob ultra lime cactus (12oz)

december 5th

there is no doubt in my mind that this video got recorded over.
i want to interview all those who there and shotgunned one with me as some sort of proof. until then...here is the can:

michelob ultra (24oz)

june 13th

i figured that michelob ultra would basically be like water but the warmness of it made it turn into foam real quick. i'm really not learning my lesson about summer shotguns and when to take them out of the fridge. take them out to soon and it hurts, leave them out for too long and it's all a warm foamy mess. i wish bill nye were here with me right now.