Thursday, September 30, 2010

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

max: live (24oz)

uh body is so over grape flavored alcohol. i hope this is the last one that crosses my lips until the end of time.

Monday, September 27, 2010

whale's tale pale ale (12oz)

september 27th

a wonderful tasting beer that can apparently be paired with "food" which is something i appreciate.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

joose: panther joose (24oz)

september 26th

had a great time at the taste of india festival, fell in love with my new favorite dessert, jalebi, which is basically crunchy deep fried dough soaked in a sweet honey like good! i had some both before and after shotgunning my joose, sweetness overload!

Friday, September 24, 2010

mike's hard lemonade (24oz)

september 25th

it took me forever to find this video. i ran out of tapes a month or two ago and have foolishly been recording over them. they are all saved on my computer and a hard drive and also (hopefully) immortalized on youtube, but i really wish i had just gotten a few tapes per month so i would never have to record over anything.

core: green hg (24oz)

september 24th

gotta keep it green. i'm just doing my part.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

harpoon ipa (12oz)

september 23rd

just relaxin' on the porch swing shotgunning a tasty beverage and hearing about some chumps that we're venturing into uncharted territory for themselves. i don't think church hill is dangerous, unless you suck, then watch out 'cause you we'll get you and you'll never see the fan again and then we'll take your meal card and have a party at shafer.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

sapporo (24oz)

september 22nd

this is a pretty embarrassing fail. this is what happens when you smoke too much weed in byrd park and don't have the proper tool to open a shotgun hole in a very thick can.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

mike's hard cranberry lemonade (24oz)

september 21st

this night ruled, the moon was basically full, it was the last day of summer and we went to the cemetary and got all sorts of spiced and spooky.

Monday, September 20, 2010

max: fruit punch (24oz)

september 20th

actually a very easy shotgun, fruit punch flavored things just remind me of hawaiian punch, which reminds me of being a kid, after this shotgun i did feel very silly and kid like so i guess it all makes sense.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

esb special ale (12oz)

september 19th

thanks to bernadette for scoring this can for me! i decided it would be perfect to shotgun at the roller derby since it was her crew, mother state roller derby, that was crushing the other team into the ground. this stuff had a malty, almost toffee flavor that was followed by a nice hoppy aftertaste. definitely worth drinking again.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

siamese twin ale (16oz)

september 18th

delicious but very weird. the beginning taste reminds me of a belgian style ale and then there is a strong taste of citrus that follows. not a common beer for shotgunning but i think the way the flavors blend together as they rush over tongue works out very well.

Friday, September 17, 2010

yuengling (24oz)

september 17th

yuengling is better out of a can than a 22oz bottle but this one gave me some gnarly bubbles. my kitties gave me some weird looks while those loud noises were coming out my mouth.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

sparks: blue (16oz)

september 16th

i couldn't find a can of faygo blue moon mist so i figured sparks light (blue) would suffice. you can easily play a drinking game to this movie, just drink everytime someone says the word "bitch" or gets slapped and shotgun a beer anytime there is a "hooowwwwwwwwlll"

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

dale's pale ale (12oz)

september 15th

well...were you there? this one goes out to dale earnhardt. it also goes out to leanna and brittney who brought it up for me and had the idea to sing and shotgun for car #3!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

labatt max ice (24oz)

september 14th

shotgunned it pretty quick and threw the can in the bushes. it actually took some time to fish it out of its hiding spot. yummy ice beer!

Monday, September 13, 2010

milwaukee's best ice (24oz)

september 13th

if you can legally drink on the staten island ferry why not go all out? i wanna bring a keg on with a bunch of people. we would just have to finish it before we made it across because once it's tapped we might get an open container ticket when we step foot on land.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

ballatine ale (12oz)

september 12th

goodbye was a good 8 years. a porch collapse was the perfect way to end it all. does this mean i don't get my security deposit back?

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

michelob lager (12oz)

september 10th

rag rage played with lotus fucker in a basement in baltimore and it was pretty tight. sorry about the footage, i think people wanted to see their glowsticks more than they wanted to see the bands. the night definately went raveward quickly. as for the michelob lager...i'd choose it over michelob ultra anyday and i am actually excited for the michelob lime cactus shotgun in the next couple of weeks.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

budweiser select (24oz)

september 9th

some killer teen wolf action while van surfin' i gotta practice cause this is totally a sweet party trick or even just fun to do to a random vehicle stopped at a red light. i should do a daytime one so you can actually see some bite action.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

colt 45: high gravity (16oz)

september 8th

works every time...only faster! had an awesome generator show set up for rag rage and the two funerals so i decided to shotgun then, unfortunately it was pitch black out and even the tiki torches didn't do the trick for lighting.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

tsingtao (12oz)

september 7th

this must have been the 3rd or 4th chinatown bus shotgun but this was the first where i found the beer for the day a block away 5 minutes before getting on the bus. people at the clara barton rest stop were confused and amused.

Monday, September 6, 2010

budweiser (8oz)

september 6th

i had the least festive beer ever with me for this day. it did help me save room for some tasty nutcrackers though. be sure to check out the west indian day parade next year!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

moutain brew beer ice (12oz)

september 5th

what a cool simple can, what an awesome name, i'm realy excited that this exists. the view was also epic, atop the wonderwheel surrounded by awesome people, couldn't ask for a better location for this one. thanks to scott and rudi for finding this gem!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

dab (16.9oz)

september 4th

dusty and warm one the floor of a bodega on bushwick ave. and i think it was quite tasty. as everyone knows, dab stands for dortmunder actien brauerei which is the name of the brewery that started this lager out in germany in 1868. apparently in 1879 they started exporting it internationally so it was probably sitting on the floor of that bodega for at least a hundred years.

Friday, September 3, 2010

caldera ipa (12oz)

september 3rd

i think i missed a sweet party...there was definitely a king cobra cake which looked delicious. i hope jenny had a good time and drank the whole cake.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

foster's (25.4oz)

september 2nd

kinda got left behind but it was all my fault. still had a good night, shotgunned a few more beers and won some money playing dice.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

joose: green apple (23.5oz)

september 1st

gary was on wind in the pines so we kicked it on the porch and shotgunned one of leo's favorite beverages. i only tasted it at the very end but then tasted it for at least 20 minutes after that.