core: strawberry lemonade (23.5oz)

november 11th

this stuff is hard to find. it was around for a week or two and then it disappeared. luckily i had one to stashed away to shotgun.



WHOA WHOA WHOA! i apoligize to all my fans, i've been duped! strawberry lemonade core does not have caffeine or taurine or guarana or ginseng or damiana or mashmallow! apparently the strawberry lemonade, spiked punch and triple berry (which i've never even seen) are all stimulant free.
check it out:

core: orange hg (24.oz)

october 28th

ok...so i tried very hard to find the footage for this and it turns out that i have recorded over it, what you see is all that survived, basically just me picking up the camera after the shotgun. i have decided that this is ok because after some investigating it seems i already did a can of core orange hg on february 4th, at first i thought i had been tricked into thinking this was something new because of the design of the can, which is different, but upon further inspection i discovered that the alcohol content was also different. so, since it went from 10% to 12%, in way it was a new accomplishment.

core: green hg (24oz)

september 24th

gotta keep it green. i'm just doing my part.

core: el jefe (32oz)

august 21st

a wonderful day at hadad's lake, i had psyched myself out thinking this was gonna be impossible and i did need a break but i think i could have just kept going and been ok. i could still stand after this and even rode my bike back to church hill in good shape and went swimming at the rooftop pool.

core: spike punch (24oz)

july 3rd

i was convinced i was going to puke because i was full of beer and chili as there was a cookoff at the bike lot that evening...but somehow as soon as that bright red liquid started flowing i wished it would never stop or that it would at least last as long as the coliseum song that started off my shotgun.

core: orange hg (24oz)

february 4th

when will they stop making all these alcoholic energy drinks? i hope never, and i dare someone to make one in a can bigger than 32oz, i'll finish it in under 30 seconds, seriously i dare all you energy drink companies out there that are totally paying attention to me to make a 40 in a can and send it to me. who knows, you could change the world.
this delightful orange flavored drink is brought to us by the people at core who also are the cause of my quest to find something bigger than their "el jefe" can. for an orange alcoholic drink at 10% i actually really enjoyed this and would compare it to orange soda. i seem to prefer shotgunning energy drinks or sharing them with friends because when i drink a can any other way i end up nursing it and they seem to get flatter and warmer than most other drinks.