olde english 800 (12oz)

july 1st

easily the longest video i've done so far, thanks to all the people who joined the shotgun chain to celebrate 6 months of keepin' it real. i chose an olde english 800 because the new house is located at 800 N. 22nd St. i was already drunk so i crushed my can as soon as it was empty, but these things happen. 6 months to go, wish me luck!

mike's harder lemonade (16oz)

june 24th

horray! ryan and spazzy successfully got back from their bike trip to florida. i even got gifts like a wild berry slinger and a mickey's ice 16oz. both of those will probably be gone in the next couple weeks though.

saranac pale ale (16oz)

june 17th

happy belated birthday to pete! i didn't make it to the party before midnight so we ended up shotgunning closer to 3am which is why we were all pretty faded.

busch ice (12oz)

june 6th

this is what happens when people are still up and wasted at 7am. in fact i finally lost a can and i blame only myself (or maybe someone who cleaned up and didn't realize that can was special to me) but luckily the video footage made it in one piece. thanks to chad and blair and britt and everyone else who was awake at the time. goodmorning!

pbr (16oz)

june 5th

this one goes out to reagan...or rather the pbr that makes its way through my body and out the other end goes out to reagan...open wide you rotting motherfucker!





i have to admit i am a little jealous though...i hope wayne gretzky comes to my funeral!

blatz (12oz)

june 3rd

i brought three cans of blatz down to chattanooga to shotgun with liz and tucker and things basically went as planned. thanks to everyone who organized the do ya hear we? fest and made it a wonderful time in chattanooga as usual!

jack daniel's downhome punch (16oz)

may 18th

i love to party with people that love to party.
congratulations!
congratulations!
happy new year!
happy birthday!
baby shower!
this one goes out to vanessa and ross who are biking from san diego to new york and shotgunned with us while they were here in richmond
this downhome punch wasn't something i would drink on the regular but it was a decent shotgun experience. i'd prefer it more if it was more like alcoholic hawaiian punch.

tilt: orange (16oz)

may 17th

this stuff has been disappearing from all the stores around here and i'm convinced that the new red tilt is replacing it. i am actually totally ok with this though because tilt sucks and the only reason it should keep on keepin' on is if it can consistently double in alcohol content. thanks to david, carlton and damien for groupgunning this 6.6% orange soda on the porch with me!

private stock (16oz)

may 11th

ok so i've been done with school for a long time now but it's still inspiring to see the excitement of others when they have that release and are free for the summer. what better way to bring in the summer than with a shotgun on the porch swing?!

old style (12oz)

march 20th

so this is what happens when you try to film something in the dark and the light on your camera sucks. the fact that the person operating the camera is wasted probably doesn't help much either. thanks to everyone in colombus, ohio for making sure we had a good old (style) time!

hamm's (12oz)

march 19th

i love milwaukee and always have a pretty awesome time there. hamm's is cheap and delicious! maybe one day lakefront brewery will get around to canning and i'll have a chance to shotgun their selection. thanks to everyone who shotgunned beers that morning and the night before. whoever made the porcharitas thanks to you too!

national bohemian (12oz)

march 6th

a few short hours after shotgunning those schmidt cans i was drunk and we continued to shotgun beers. thanks to hector and adam for shotgunning and tyler for helping adam do two sweet things at once, and of course thanks to denise the lovely woman in control of the camera.

corona (12oz)

february 24

this is what happens when you forget your camera, you end up cutting off your friends heads when you precariously place a macbook on the stove and don't take the time to center anything right. and even though you can't see his wildly wiggling gullet, at least you can still tell that alex kills that shit mad quick. thanks to alex and jonathan for shotgunning corona which must have a new can design or something because i don't think i'd ever seen 12oz'ers that looked like that. oh and thanks to bone thugs n harmony for keepin it real.

schlitz malt liquor (24oz)

february 20th

the combination of schlitz blue bull, my friends and a complete stranger somehow made the fire flare up uncontrollably when we popped those beers open.

coors (12oz)

february 7th

i don't consider myself a football fan but we had the projector set up and ate a million tacos and shotgunned beers during the superbowl. then we took the inner tube out to a hill and used what was left of the icy snow. then we came back and shotgunned more beers and the rest i don't remember, but any night in february that i somehow mistake for a night in september is a good one in my book.

modelo especial (12oz)

january 31st

thanks to alex, glenn, eliza, meredith and joel for all shotgunning during the slighty akward pause between songs! it was great to be back in ny and to get to see some awesome bands and some awesome friends. sorry that not everyone was in the shot...you can blame that on the cameraman. i hope we all have a never ending lifetime of shotgunning beers together.

old milwaukee (12oz)

january 17th

horray! i'm home from the smallest tour ever and glad to be back in richmond. i think that maybe subconsciously in solidarity i made the smallest hole ever in my can so it took me a little longer than usual to down this old milwaukee. thanks to my friends for partaking in what i have decided to call "groupgunning". i guess i used to just call it monday, except for tuesday when i would call it tuesday, or wednesday when i would call it wednesday, or thursd.....