joose: red (23.5oz)

may 26th

i was in ny for the night and feeling pretty big so i climbed up on the statue of liberty and shotgunned a giant joose while trying not to fall down from next to my favorite robed lady. there was a weird chirp sound that echoed up from the ground at just about every sound i made. me and leo are gonna go back there someday and try to capture this sound for science.

tilt: red (16oz)

april 27th

anheuser busch has stepped up their game with this one. tilt has doubled it's alcohol content and even though it is still lacking the caffeine and the ginseng and the taurine and the phenylcyclohexylpiperidine at least now they have the tribal can art going on.