four loko: watermelon (23.5oz)

august 14th

i will admit that this didn't work out as awesome as i had hoped, don't get me wrong it was a blast, but shotgunning while smashing a car with a pickaxe is kind of difficult.

budweiser (24oz)

august 13th

this was supposed to be spooky but i think it just ended up being funny.
happy friday the 13th! (it was the only one this year so i hope you made the best of it)

red racer pale ale (12oz)

august 12th

spent hours at the flying squirrels game waiting for the rain to stop so the game could start. at about 9pm they called the game and when we started to get ready to go i decided i might as well shotgun the beer i had snuck in even though the stadium was emptying out. luckily there were a bunch of people with giant beers in hand ready to cheer me on and show me some team spirit for my first minor league game in richmond.

modelo especial (24oz)

august 11th

some modelo on the streets...down the block from the cops. the hole on this can got out of control and it turned into more of a gash, which took a different mouth angling approach than usual.

bud light (24oz)

august 10th

ok, so that wasn't very quick compared to others with their bud light shotgunning parties but for a 24 it wasn't bad, right?

tilt: blue (16oz)

august 9th

i'm glad that tilt continues to make new drinks even though i have a feeling that they will never catch on to the same extent as four loko. i feel like a song about tilt would never be as catchy as "loco for four loko"

high life (16oz)

august 8th

all that wait...and nothing special, in fact this one sucked. something didn't sit well with the foam and it had me hoping for vomit to at least clear my throat out.