paddy pale ale (12oz)

november 9th

this is me begging for a can of beer that i thought i had coming to me, but unfortunately someone else snagged it up. thanks to archer liquors for having at least this in stock. and a big thanks to the onion pub & brewery for creating this awesome pale ale and the pumpkin ale that i'll probably never get to experience.



let me know if you can get a can of this:

joose: fruit punch (23.5oz)

november 8th

i think sometimes i embarrass my loved ones with my drunken or even sober camera antics.
this is one of those cases. and i was sober too...at least when i filmed this and for about 5 minutes after.


what a brilliant red!

busch (24oz)

november 7th

had to make up for that non-alcoholic can...
and since i was still feeling like i didn't get enough backwoods adventure time, the camo can was perfect for today.

busch na (12oz)

november 6th

happy birthday to bernadette!
we were supposed to shotgun strongbow together (which will have to happen before the year is through) for her birthday but things didn't work out that way. luckily, on the drive out to the camping spot we stopped at a store that sold singles of busch non-alcoholic. hooray! now i don't have to buy a 6 pack of it!

miller lite (16oz)

november 5th

my first attempt at an aluminum bottle. i now know that it would help to crack the top first and then screw it back on tight to avoid having to awkwardly crack the cap while holding the can to my mouth, it's just not the same as popping the tab. thanks to unfun for shotgunning with me! as soon as the first can was cracked a cop car slowly pulled by, but when it was out of sight we got our gun on and i think that single shotgun put everyone in a killer mood and kept us in party mode all night long.



unfun just put out a new album called "sick outside view" you should check it out!

amstel light (16oz)

november 4th

this was an interesting adventure. so i was in the middle of making some food and decided i'd step outside to shotgun a beer. there was lots of police commotion going on and i figured it would make nice background noise. after setting up the camera i realized i didn't have my keys so i attempted to renegade it, but at the same time i realized it wasn't gonna happen i also saw something moving under a tarp. i instantly jumped to the conclusion that this was the person that the cops were looking for and i got freaked out and went back inside. upon my arrival inside i realized my food project was getting out of control so i put my beer aside and finished cooking, which turned into eating and then by the time i shotgunned i had completely forgotten about the weird tarp movement across the street. goes to show how on point my short term memory is.

max: green apple (24oz)

november 3rd

it's like drinking jolly ranchers! sounds good right?! think about it like this though, if you we're to melt down jolly ranchers and drink 24oz's of them, you would probably have to melt over 100, still interested? i think if you care at all about your taste buds you won't put them through anything like this.