pbr (16oz)

march 31st

does pbr come in any sizes i haven't done? thanks to browning for kickin' it on the porch and shotgunning beers in the wonderful sunny afternoon.

joose: mamba joose (23.5oz)

march 30th

i hope someday i see people walking around with joose themed tattoos. i mean people already get dragons and panthers and shit, why not take it up a notch?

boddington's pub ale (16oz)

march 29th

apparently room temperature boddington's is very explosive so you should probably chill it before shotgunning. i think this is the most interesting beverage i have done so far because it didn't even seem like beer, it felt more like shotgunning a cloud.



this is a picture i took of the boddington's brewery while on a bike trip from london to glasgow.

four loko: orange blend (23.5oz)

march 28th

i think i had no choice but to sit down after that, it kinda hit me quick and it took some time to settle with the beer that was already in my belly.

mickey's (24oz)

march 27th

wait for it...it was dark and i didn't want to spoil the mood by having the light on for long so sit back and enjoy mutilation rites until the light comes on.

i think i may have butchered this song by cutting it off too soon. if enough people want me to i can post the full 9 minutes.

hamm's special light (12oz)

march 26th

this was one of those days when you don't wanna get out of bed to shotgun a beer so you just do it in bed...you know what i mean? thanks to mickey for sitting on me all the time and thanks to hamm's for inspiring me to get better at drinking in bed.

silver thunder (16oz)

march 25th

spring is in the air and what better way to welcome it than a nice refreshing can of silver thunder in the park.